Quotes on Viagra- They Have Said It
Viagra Lines from Famous People
By Alex Ferguson
Whether it was a famous person or a cartoon, everyone seems to know Viagra. Some of their quotes on Viagra are simply funny. Smart, sexy, hilarious and amazing lines for you to read. Go ahead and try. Do you recognize some of them?
House (TV series)
Richard: I want to have sex with my wife.
Dr. Cameron: Oh.
Richard: And I was hoping maybe you could ...
Dr. Cameron: Viagra? You're here for Viagra?
Richard: A bucket full would be nice.
The Dukes of Hazzard (film)
Jesse Duke: Know what happens when you give a politician Viagra?
Luke Duke: No.
Jesse Duke: He gets taller.
CSI: Miami
Calleigh: Leech saliva...
Alexx: Medical marvel, you know. It contains enzymes that expand your blood vessels.
Calleigh: Kind of like Viagra...
Alexx: Well, not quite. Unlike Viagra, it contains a mild anesthetic so you don't feel the bite...
Lil Wayne
"Bounce right back on them bitches, like magic, abracadabra, I'm up like Viagra! I just do this shit, for my click like Adam Sandler, I control Hip-Hop and I'ma keep it on my channel."
Bad Boys II
"Mike, I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles."
John McCain
L.A. Times: You voted against coverage of birth control, [against] forcing health insurance companies to cover birth control in the past. Is that, is that still your position?
John McCain: I'll look at my voting record on it, but ... I don't recall the vote.
L.A.Times: [Your campaign advisor's] statement was that it was unfair that health insurance companies [are forced by the government to] cover Viagra but not birth control. Do you have an opinion on that?
John McCain: I don't know enough about it ... I hadn't thought about it much.
Two and a Half Men
Charlie: Viagra and a bad ticker. Mom loses more boyfriends that way.
Family Guy
Peter: [drunkly, on stage] Hey! Hey, hey, how 'bout that Viagra, huh? You know what that stuff does, huh? Huh?! C'mon! [takes a drink, then puts the bottle in his pocket] What are y-what are you people, stupid?! [the beer spills and wets his crotch. The audience starts laughing uncontrollably] Ah, you like-you like a little abuse, huh?! Yeah, well you guy-you guys are s-stupid and ugly! If there was a stupid and ugly contest, you'd all win! Or lose...whichever's funnier! [falls back and passes out]
Joan Rivers
A new viagra virus is going round the Internet. It doesn't affect your hard drive, but you can't minimize anything for hours.
Rodney Dangerfield
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
Will Smith
I am a sexual machine now. Raring to go every second of the day. I'm human Viagra. I am Will-agra.
