Viagra Jokes - Enjoy Yourself
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By Alex Ferguson

Are you in the mood for some jokes? What about a couple of Viagra jokes? Read on if you want to amuse yourself a little. If you have enough imagination, you'll figure out what they're all about. Do you?

The new wonder drug has been tested on 500 women.

There was only one man needed for the test.

 

What do Viagra and Disney World have in common?

A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride.

 

If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use?

A growth chart.

 

Did you hear about the new Viagra computer virus?

It turns your floppy disk into a hard drive.

 

We loved Newsweek's comments on the trade name Microsoft, to wit: Let's see... "Micro" and "Soft."

Needs Viagra!

 

Have you heard about the first death from a Viagra overdose?

A man took twelve pills and his wife died.

 

A crate load of Viagra has been stolen from a distribution depot

Police are looking for hardened criminals.

 

A man steps into a drugstore and raises his hand. The pharmacist then asks: "Handcream?" - The man answers: "No, five Viagra pills!" I am a tourist guide, and today a bus with 20 young French women is going to arrive."

The next day he returns to the drugstore, but raises both his hands this time. The pharmacist says then: "Got it. Ten Viagra pills, right?" "No", told him the man. "Handcream - the bus didn't arrive."

 

If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?

 

Are you taking Viagra, or are you just happy to see me?